The Personal Assistant on why Gigi is here...with boobs:
P: Hi Gigi!
Gigi: Hi buddy!
P: Um...you have personals. Are you going to nurse our baby?
Gigi, wide eyed: Ah...no...
P: Then why have you got them? What are you going to do with them? What do you use them for?
Me: Gigi nursed me with them when I was a baby. Mommies just nurse their own babies.
The Personal Assistant on bead work:
"We are making JEWELRY here people! We're not here just playing with beads. This is SERIOUS."
The Personal Assistant popcicles for breakfast:
P: Daddy gave me this popcicle for breakfast!
Me: Oh really?
The Personal Assistant on Caffeine:
P: Why do you drink caffeine Mommy?
Me: Because you and your brother have way more energy than I do and it helps me keep up. And I don't get enough sleep...really I should get more sleep.
P: Oh. And you can't sleep because of the caffeine.
The Personal Assistant on Gigi's milk supply:
P: Are you going to nurse our baby?
P: But you have personals...oh no...Gigi, did your milk dry up?
The Personal Assistant on his reflection in the fitting room mirror:
"Oh! I have never looked more handsome!"